Guerilla Glue x THCA 23% - INDICA DOMINANT – A Rebellious Smoke; In name and nature

🧱 The Foundation

We started with the finest Gorilla Glue CBD flower we could source — tight, resinous buds with that tell-tale GG funk: earthy, piney, with a touch of coffee and diesel lingering at the edges. Gorilla Glue is already a cult strain in the underground, loved for its sticky density and rich terpene character.

But here? It’s not just CBD. It’s the base canvas for our own dissident alchemy — carefully enriched with a slightly milder than usual 23% hemp-derived THCa, right here in Dublin.

⚗️ The Infusion

We didn’t just dust and call it done. We gently warm, infuse, and cure by hand, making sure each nug retains the natural look and feel of the flower. The structure is tight, the aroma is preserved, and the result is seamless: flower that looks untouched, but hits like a charm.

23% THCa makes this a milder option compared to our heavier Moonrocks or Cali Grape cut — but don’t mistake “mild” for weak. Once heated, that THCa converts to Delta-9 THC, delivering a full-spectrum cannabis experience that can hang with the best of them. 

🌬️ The Smoke

• Flavour: Earthy diesel, pine sap, faint chocolate bitterness. Classic Gorilla Glue depth.

• Texture: Smooth, thick smoke that expands in the lungs but doesn’t choke you out.

• High: Balanced. A wave of calm across the body, a cooling hush in the mind, but keeps you sharp enough to stay focused on the mission.

Think: relief without retreat. You’re clear, functional, but steadied. Exactly what a rebel needs to keep moving forward in a world that keeps trying to knock you sideways.

🧠 Effects Profile

• 😌 Stress Relief — takes the weight off without making you sloppy.

• 🧘 Body Calm — eases muscle tension, back pressure, and nerves.

• 🧭 Mental Clarity — lets you think straight, plan smart, and stay present.

• ✊ Functional Focus — ideal for long conversations, long walks, or long days in hostile territory.

This isn’t about obliteration. This is about equilibrium. About finding your centre while the world spins.

📜 Made By Dissidents, For Dissidents

These buds aren’t imported corporate product. They’re not grey-market American exports with fake stickers slapped on.

This is Irish rebel weed, made by dissidents in Dublin who know exactly what it means to resist. By the time you spark this flower, you’re not just lighting up for yourself — you’re part of a bigger refusal.

• Refusal to bow to Garda intimidation.

• Refusal to line cartel pockets.

• Refusal to settle for weak CBD or dodgy THC.

This is Hood-Free Dope at its clearest expression. Cannabis for the people, by the people — and kept sharp enough for the fight ahead.

⚖️ Fully Legal. Fully Loaded.

• 🌱 Hemp-derived THCa = compliant under EU & Irish law.

• 🧪 <0.2% Delta-9 THC in flower form.

• 🔬 Lab-tested, traceable, accountable.

• ✅ Real cannabis effect, legal packaging.

You can smoke it with confidence and conscience.

🌍 When To Use

• After work, when the boss has wrecked your head, but you still have to write the email that matters.

• Before heading into town, when you need to calm your nerves without losing your edge.

• On the balcony, late night, replaying the day’s battles and planning the next.

• In solidarity, with comrades, passing the joint like a quiet act of resistance.

⚙️ Quick Specs

• Strain: Gorilla Glue (CBD Base)

• Infusion: 23% hemp-derived THCa

• CBD Content: ~17%

• Type: Hybrid leaning indica

• Flavour Notes: Diesel, pine, cocoa

• Effects: Relaxed, clear-headed, functional

• Format: Dense nugs, organically cured

• Legality: <0.2% THC (EU compliant)

🧨 Why Guerilla Glue × 23% THCa Matters

Because not every smoke has to flatten you. Sometimes what you need is balance: enough power to quiet the noise, but enough clarity to keep the mission moving.

Guerilla Glue × 23% THCa is for Irish rebels of every shade — for unionists who’ve had enough of bosses, for republicans who’ve had enough of Gardaí, for working-class heads who just want their smoke without their dignity stripped.

This flower is resistance in resin form — steady, strong, sharp.

Guerilla Glue × 23% THCa
Clear enough to see the mission. Strong enough to keep marching.
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