💚 Comrade Mac’s Moonrocks 💚 – 💥 Extreme Edition ~3.5G @ 80% Cannabinoids 💥

40%+ Hemp-Derived THCa Infusion | Handcrafted | 3.5g Medicine Jars | Limited Batch | Legal (<0.2% THC)

“This is a product meant for the real smokers; Not just because it's really strong and unbelievably high quality, but because when you buy one of these limited edition little medicine pots of Comrade Mac's Moonrocks you hare helping us stay afloat in a climate where we lose all of our profits to overly aggressive 'customs' enforcement. So you can think of novelty, small batch products like this as a way of showing your support for our broader mission and keeping us open through trying times

Mac's Moonrocks retain the classic aesthetic, while reaching new heights in carefully selected terpene deliciousness, enough hemp derived THCa for a potent creation and a blend of minor cannabinoids so strong; Creating a product with the promise of a saliva inducing flavour upfront, and a drool inducing cannabinoid daydream in its wake so powerful you'll be on another level all afternoon.”

🛢️ How Mac Made This: Smoker Science 101

We didn’t just buy resin and spin it. We built this.

Using a base inspired by the greats — but reimagined in-house with Comrade Mac's own philosophy of density, purity, and fuck-the-system integrity — these Moonrocks are infused, not coated, and preserve everything you love about the classic moonrock form while pushing cannabinoid saturation into unheard-of territory.

Our process:

1. Start with premium CBD moonrocks at 60% full spectrum CBD nuggets from our number one supplier — terpene-rich, dense, and visibly perfect.

2. Gently heat and soften each nug by hand, never melting, to keep structure and aroma intact.

3. Infuse 40g of 99% hemp-derived THCa isolate into every 50g batch — a record-breaking ratio, done low and slow for even absorption. We use two pots so we can heat the hemp-derived THCa more vigorously to liquify, while gently warming the moonrocks.

1. Once cooled again, they get their final hemp-derived THCa isolate powder coating, which has been blended with just the right amount of kief.

2. Seal and cure in airtight, smell-proof, branded 3.5g medicine bottles. Each jar holds serious weight in both cannabinoids and context.

The result?
Moonrocks that look, feel, and smell like classic resin — but hit like nothing you’ve ever smoked.

These are an experience for anyone who just loves cannabis and wants to experience the best (in my opinion) of what the concentrates market has to offer.

What I just love about these is that unlink most concentrates, I can just stick it in my grinder, add a little mix or trim, and it smokes really smoothy.No slow burning or oily nonsense. A really, really enjoyable experience.

Comrade Mac tests every product that lands on these shelves: These were one of the most surprising with the look more similar to a bud, but a flavour instantly reminiscent of a resin. At the same time this is a fresh cut grass, mixed with skunk. A heavy resin without the diesel taste.

🍯 The Experience: What It Actually Feels Like

Whether you vape it, pipe it, or roll it up with a grin — this stuff does not come to play.

• 🔥 First hit: Full terpene explosion. Sweet funk, earthy haze, deep floral oils. Natural terps only.

• 💨 Second hit: Muscle melt. Breath slows. Nervous system starts to exhale.

• 🛸 Third hit: THCa converts to Delta-9 THC and begins to telescope your consciousness inward. Expect silence, maybe giggles, possibly a spiritual breakthrough.

• 🧠 Fourth hit: Go lie down. You’ve earned it.

This isn’t smoke to pass the time. This is a full-spectrum cannabinoid event, handcrafted for pain relief, insomnia, burnout, anxiety, and the simple joy of pressing pause on a collapsing world.

🔬 Product Specs

• CBD Base: High-CBD moonrock resin (CBD ~60 %)

• Infusion: 99% hemp-derived THCa isolate (40g isolate per 50g base moonrock)

• THC Content: <0.2% (fully legal in Ireland & EU)

• Total Cannabinoid Load: Estimated 75–80%

• Terpenes: 100% natural — no synthetic additives

• Batch Size: Small. Handcrafted. Never mass-produced.

• Storage: Branded 3.5g airtight medicine bottles — preserve freshness, protect your freedom.

⚠️ €80 a Jar — You’re Helping to Fund the Resistance

€80 a jar -  that's a one off experience for sure- and yeah, you’re not just buying Moonrocks. You’re helping keep this whole thing alive. We are not making bank, just trying to keep The People's Dankest running as long as possible.
Believe it or not, we’re still in the red — not from bad business, but from targeted Garda raids and constant pressure from a system that would rather protect cartels than let a working-class harm reduction model thrive.
Drops like this help us stay afloat, stay fighting, and stay independent.

If you want to help build a future where weed is safe, strong, and ours — start here.

🌍 Hood-Free Dope: More Than a Motto

This is not just cannabis. This is part of the Hood-Free Dope mission:

• 🧪 Replace dangerous street THC with lab-tested, compliant, full-spectrum options

• 💸 Cut off gangland cash flow

• ✊ Prove that a small Irish business can outgrow black market middlemen

• 🧠 Offer clarity, calm, and access — not paranoia, punishment, or poor quality

When you light this up, you're not just smoking resin.
You're reclaiming your right to feel good without paying a price in blood or fear.

🌬️ How to Use (Like a Grown-Up)

• Let the jar come to room temperature before opening

• Break by hand or with a clean grinder (go slow — it's sticky as hell)

• Best vaporised at 190–210°C to fully activate THCa

• Store in a cool, dark place in original container

• Start with one pull. Don’t get cocky.

This stuff doesn’t forgive stupidity. It rewards precision.

🧠 Who This Is For

• People in pain. Physically or existentially.

• People who are done trusting street weed and state weed alike.

• People who want real highs, legal safety, and working-class integrity.

• Heads who smoke for meaning — not just munchies.

This is not candy. This is craft. It’s medicine, rebellion, and holy ground — all rolled into one sticky nugget.

🚫 Who Shouldn’t Bother

• Elf Bar boys

• “What’s THCa?” lads

• Anyone who thinks €80 is steep, but drops €70 a week on dealer... Come on a support the cause. I'm here with a dope product- not my hat in hand.

• Politicians unless you're voting to legalise

• Gardaí — this isn’t for you, and neither is the future we’re building

Add to cart. Light up. And remember: this isn’t weed for the weak.
This stuff will give the most seasoned smoker an experience to remember forgetting🔥