Rollz Brand 99% Hemp-Derived THCa Vape – Miracle Alien Cookies (M.A.C) | 2ml Disposable

Strain: M.A.C. | Cannabinoid: 99% Lab-Tested Hemp-Derived THCa | Volume: 2ml | Fully Legal Hemp Product (<0.2% THC)

"This isn’t just a vape. It’s a legacy in your hand. M.A.C. is the mother strain — and this one hits like a bloodline." 🧬👽🍪

Some strains you just smoke.
Others? You build an entire life around.
Miracle Alien Cookies, better known as M.A.C., is that strain — and this vape is our love letter to it.

This isn’t some generic terp rebrand or fruity knock-off. This is the real terpene profile of M.A.C., rebuilt with high-purity, 99% hemp-derived THCa, and delivered in a 2ml powerhouse of a pen. This thing doesn’t imitate the cannabis experience — it is the cannabis experience, minus the criminal record. 🚫👮♂️

💥 What Makes THCa the Gold Standard

Let’s be clear: THCa is as close to "real THC" as the law allows — because technically, it is.
When heated, THCa converts to Delta-9 THC (the compound you actually feel). So while the pen contains only THCa (under 0.2% active THC by weight, totally legal), when vaped it behaves like the strongest high-grade flower you’ve ever had.

• ✅ Real cannabis effects

• ✅ Real cannabis flavour

• ✅ Fully legal, fully compliant

And when paired with a legendary strain like M.A.C.? You’re getting a full-spectrum entourage effect that smokes better than 99% of what’s on the streets.

🍪 What Makes M.A.C. So Special

M.A.C. isn’t just a strain — it’s a crossbreed marvel.
A child of Alien Cookies, Colombian landrace, and Starfighter — it brings a near-perfect mix of euphoric head buzz, creative lift, and a soothing, floaty body high. It’s strong, but balanced. Sweet, but complex. Funky, floral, citrusy — like someone bottled the smell of a spaceship’s herb garden.

You feel it in your chest. In your jaw. In the back of your skull.
It’s expansive. Introspective.
The kind of high that makes music better, food richer, and your thoughts feel like they matter again.

For us, M.A.C. isn’t just a strain — it’s a mission statement.
It’s the blueprint for what weed should be: intelligent, intense, and full of personality.

🔬 99% THCa | Zero Bullsh*t

We don’t water this down.
No VG/PG. No weird oils. No boutique buzzwords. Just lab-tested, 99% hemp-derived THCa, high-performance cannabis terpenes, and 2ml of ultra-clean, ultra-loud vapour in a medical-grade disposable.

Every batch is tested. Every tank is pressure-checked. Every hit is a hammer made of velvet. 🛠️🪶

• 🔥 Full conversion to Delta-9 on inhale

• 🛢️ Double-size tank (2ml) — lasts weeks

• ✅ Compliant under Irish/EU hemp law (<0.2% THC)

• 🌱 Natural cannabis terpenes (no synthetic flavouring)

• 🧪 Lab verified — no guesswork

🚨 One-Time Drop | Our Signature Strain

This isn’t just another flavour drop.
This is our flagship release — and we’re only doing one small run.

Why? Because we care about M.A.C. too much to mass-produce it.

You’ll feel that reverence in every hit — in the smooth pull, the skunky-funk inhale, and the rich, creamy finish that only M.A.C. delivers. It’s sweet but diesel. Floral but thick. It’s everything we’ve ever loved about weed — without the paranoia, the dodgy meets, or the Garda shakedowns.

If you know, you know. And if you don’t? This is the one to learn on. But move fast — these will be gone quicker than an oldhead’s tolerance.

🌍 Why We Made This: Weed With a Mission

At Rollz, we don’t do this for trend.
We do this for harm reduction, for working-class empowerment, and for people who want real weed without real risk.

M.A.C. is our protest in a pen.
A bulletproof vape for heads who are sick of the same old shite — bad flower, big egos, and criminal middlemen skimming off the top.

You shouldn’t have to risk your safety to smoke something this beautiful.
So we made something that is beautiful — and bulletproof legal. No tricks. No traps. Just THCa, real terps, and the best hit in the game.

TL;DR (Because You’re Already Twisted):

• 👽 Strain: Miracle Alien Cookies (M.A.C.) — our house favourite

• 💯 99% hemp-derived THCa – converts to Delta-9 when vaped

• 🛢️ 2ml disposable — lasts ages, hits hard

• 🍪 Flavour: creamy, citrusy, funky, floral

• 🧪 Lab-tested, solvent-free, 0.2% THC compliant

• 🚫 One-time run — limited edition

• ✊ Supports the “Hood-Free Dope” movement — safe weed, no gangs

Buy it if you know what’s good for you. Miss it — and you’ll be explaining to your mates why you skipped history in the making.
M.A.C. built this house. And this pen? It’s the key. 🔑🍪