Rollz Brand 99% Hemp-Derived THCa Vape – RUNTZ (2ml Disposable)

Strain: RUNTZ | Cannabinoid: 99% Lab-Tested THCa | Volume: 2ml | Fully Legal Hemp Product (<0.2% THC)

“Candy-coated chaos. All gas, no gimmicks. This is the new-school king.” 🍬🧠💨

I have two varieties of vape: One you can smoke in public and people will say 'hmmm, smells vaguely fruity' and another one where people will say 'who is smoking that dank weed?'. This is the latter.

RUNTZ isn’t just a strain — it’s a movement.
From West Coast rap bars to back-alley rebrands, everyone claims to sell it — but hardly anyone delivers the real thing.

This pen does.

This is genuine RUNTZ terpene profile, rebuilt with 99% hemp-derived THCa, in a 2ml tank that will leave you floating, giggling, and wondering how the hell it’s even legal. (It is. We checked. Multiple times.) ✅🇮🇪

🍭 The Flavour That Took Over the Culture

RUNTZ exploded into legend for a reason. It’s the child of Gelato and Zkittlez, and the flavour hits like a dispensary dessert menu:

• 🍓 Sweet berry on the inhale

• 🍬 Creamy candy on the exhale

• 🌿 Earthy gelato funk to finish

Think fruit salad gummies laced with rocket fuel — a hybrid that leans slightly indica in the body, but keeps your mind lifted and your mood dancing. Perfect for evenings, movie nights, paint sessions, long texts to your ex, or just vibing with the curtains drawn and the world on mute.

💥 Real THCa. Real High. Real Legal.

Let’s be crystal clear:

• THCa is non-psychoactive in raw form

• Once heated? 💨 It becomes real Delta-9 THC — the same compound in classic flower

• But because it’s under 0.2% THC by weight, it’s 100% legal under Irish & EU hemp law

That means you're getting the same euphoric effects as traditional high-THC cannabis, with none of the legal paranoia. No dodgy texts. No risky meets. No wondering if that Garda checkpoint is for you.

🔬 Built Like a Tank, Hits Like a Dream

This isn’t a corner-shop puff pen. This is a Rollz-engineered vape, designed to compete with top-tier US dispensary disposables — and to completely annihilate the local black market alternative.

• 🛢️ 2ml capacity – lasts way longer than standard 1mls

• 🧪 99% hemp-derived THCa – lab-tested for potency & purity

• 🔋 Reliable hardware – no leaks, no clogs, no weak pulls

• 🌱 Natural cannabis-derived terpenes

• ❌ No PG/VG, cutting agents, or synthetic nasties

Every pull is dense, smooth, and flavour-forward — the kind of experience you’d expect from €60 grams, now available legally, safely, and without cartel markup.

⚠️ Handle With Care – This One Slaps

RUNTZ is deceptive.
The sweet taste can fool you into overdoing it — until you realise your thoughts are echoing and your limbs feel like honey.

Start with one small pull, especially if you're not a seasoned smoker. This isn't a gimmick pen — it’s real flower power, extracted and refined into a pocket-sized knockout device.

If you're planning to operate machinery, deal with in-laws, or file a tax return... maybe save this one for later.

🚨 One-Time Drop – Limited Batch

As with all our THCa pens, this is a once-off run.
We sourced a limited batch of premium RUNTZ terpenes and matched them with our purest, freshest THCa distillate. Once it’s gone, we’re not remaking it.

No restocks. No second chances.
Just a flavour bomb with built-in extinction.

🌍 Weed Without the Warlords

RUNTZ became popular in a world dominated by hype, hustle, and half-truths. But at Rollz, we don’t play that game.

We built this pen — and this brand — to stand for something:

• 🧱 Weed without intimidation

• 🛠️ Quality without compromise

• ✊ Hood-Free Dope — cannabis that uplifts, not exploits

This product exists because we’re tired of watching communities get fleeced by low-grade resin and posturing dealers protected by silence, fear, or worse.

Every puff of this pen is a middle finger to the underground economy — and a celebration of how far weed has come.

TL;DR (For the TikTok Brains):

• 🍭 Strain: RUNTZ — berry, candy, earthy

• 💯 99% hemp-derived THCa – converts to Delta-9 THC

• 🛢️ 2ml tank – long-lasting and powerful

• 🧪 Lab-tested, solvent-free, <0.2% THC = fully legal

• 🔥 Great for chill, creative flow, and after-dark daftness

• 🚫 One-time batch – no restock

• ✊ Supports “Hood-Free Dope” – safe, legal, street-proof weed

Get your hands on this drop before it vanishes like good intentions in Leinster House.
It’s sweet, it’s savage, and it might be the best legal high Ireland’s ever seen. 💨🔥🍬