Rollz Brand 99% Hemp-Derived THCa Vape – Cali Grape Soda (2ml Disposable)

I have two varieties of vape: One you can smoke in public and people will say 'hmmm, smells vaguely fruity' and another one where people will say 'who is smoking that dank weed?'. This is the former.

Strain: Cali Grape Soda | Cannabinoid: 99% Lab-Tested THCa | Volume: 2ml | Fully Legal Hemp Product (<0.2% THC)

“Tastes like purple, hits like prophecy.” 🍇💥

Some flavours exist to please the crowd.
This one exists to put the crowd on their arse.

Cali Grape Soda is a deep-cut flavour built for connoisseurs — syrupy, sweet, and absolutely savage once that 99% hemp-derived THCa kicks in. It’s nostalgia on the tongue and mayhem in the brainstem. All wrapped in a fully legal, small-batch 2ml pen built for heads who don’t mess about.

If you've ever wanted a flavour that tastes like a California dispensary crossed with a childhood trauma in a vending machine — this is it. 🍇🧃🚨

🍷 Flavour Profile: Purple Rain in Vape Form

Cali Grape Soda is rich, velvety, and absurdly loud:

• 🍇 Concord grape sweetness

• 🧃 Fizzy cola backnotes

• 🌬️ Herbal exhale with a syrupy linger

It’s not subtle. It’s not classy. It’s outrageous — and that’s the point.
This pen is the blunt force trauma of fruit-forward terpene design. It announces itself in the room before you even pull it from your pocket.

You’ll smell it. They’ll smell it.
God will smell it.

🔥 Effects: Euphoric, Lazy, and Stupid-Happy

While the flavour screams sugar rush, the high hits deep in the limbs — this is THCa, remember, not CBD or hemp lite. Once heated, that 99% THCa distillate converts into Delta-9 THC, giving you the full classic weed high with none of the legal risk.

Expect:

• 😌 Full body melt

• 😄 Mood lift and giggles

• 💤 Eventual couch paralysis if you keep pulling

It’s best for evenings, lazy days, creative vibing, or forgetting the crushing reality of modern Ireland for 45 minutes at a time. 🫠🍿

🧪 What’s Inside? Nothing But the Good Stuff

No mystery oils. No cheap fillers. No pseudo-legal nonsense.
This pen is built with just two things:

1. 99% hemp-derived THCa – lab-tested, clean, and compliant

2. Natural cannabis terpenes matched to the Grape Soda profile

That’s it. That’s the formula. Everything else is either medical-grade hardware or pure Irish stubbornness.

• 🛢️ 2ml capacity = long-life beast

• 🔬 Lab-tested and certified under 0.2% THC

• 🔋 Clean, even pulls – no clog, no spit, no dry hits

• 🚫 No PG/VG, no vitamin E acetate, no cut corners

🛸 Not Just a Flavour – It’s a Statement

Cali Grape Soda represents everything the Irish cannabis scene has been denied:

• 🍇 Real flavour

• 😤 Real strength

• ✅ Real legality

It’s not about pretending to be California — it’s about building something better right here. Legal. Local. Ours.

This pen is part of a new era — where we stop asking for crumbs from gangsters, Gardaí, or governments, and just build the weed future ourselves.

🚨 Limited Edition – Gone When It's Gone

This isn’t a regular line.
This is a special drop. A one-time-only flavour for those who know.

We sourced a limited run of authentic Grape Soda terpenes, paired them with our freshest THCa distillate, and loaded them into 2ml tanks that hit like prophecy.

Once these sell out, that’s it. No restock. No reboot.
You’ll be stuck explaining to your mates why you hesitated when you should’ve hoarded.

🌍 Hood-Free Dope, Now in Purple

As always, this pen supports our Hood-Free Dope mission — providing strong, safe, legal weed to people who refuse to line the pockets of criminals, politicians, or their puppets in uniform.

Every sale:

• ✅ Undercuts the black market

• ✅ Bypasses the Garda cartel connection

• ✅ Funds a better, fairer cannabis future

And let’s be honest — how else are you gonna protest?
With a letter to your TD? Or a Grape Soda pen that melts your brain so softly it feels like forgiveness?

TL;DR (For the Stoned & Impatient):

• 🍇 Flavour: Cali Grape Soda – sweet, fizzy, funky

• 💯 Cannabinoid: 99% hemp-derived THCa

• 🔥 Effects: relaxing, euphoric, eventually sedating

• 🛢️ 2ml tank = twice the juice, lasts longer

• 🧪 Lab-tested, under 0.2% THC (legal in Ireland/EU)

• 🚫 One-time drop – no restocks

• ✊ Supports “Hood-Free Dope” — safe weed, no gangs

Grab one while it’s here. Or spend the next month watching purple clouds float past your mates while you sit there, stone-cold legal and dry.
You’ve been warned. 💨🍇😈