Rollz Brand 99% Hemp-Derived THCP Vape – Mixed Berry (2ml Disposable)

I have two varieties of vape: One you can smoke in public and people will say 'hmmm, smells vaguely fruity' and another one where people will say 'who is smoking that dank weed?'. This is the former.

Cannabinoid: 99% THCP | Flavour: Mixed Berry | Strength: Outrageous 

💨 600–800 Puffs | €89 | Fully Legal (<0.2% THC EU-Compliant)

 

> “Like getting punched in the lungs by a fruit bowl… and being left in a happy daze.”

 

 

 

 

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🍓 What Is Mixed Berry THCP?

 

This is candy-coated cannabinoid warfare — a fruit-forward, knockout-strength THCP vape that delivers deep relaxation, expansive euphoria, and a dazed smile even your nosy neighbour can’t kill.

 

Inside this 2ml ceramic-core vape, you’ll find:

 

✅ 99% hemp-derived THCP — the most potent legal cannabinoid on earth

 

✅ Real berry terpenes — not synthetic sweetshop trash

 

✅ 600–800 smooth, face-melting puffs

 

✅ No added junk, just legal firepower that tastes like dessert and hits like reality collapse

 

 

 

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🔬 What’s THCP Again?

 

THCP (tetrahydrocannabiphorol) is the apex predator of the cannabinoid world —

up to 33 times more active at your CB1 receptors than Delta-9 THC.

 

Translation:

You don’t need much.

In fact, take too much and you’ll be wondering if time stopped or if you did.

 

 

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🫐 The Flavour

 

Juicy, ripe berries — think blueberry, strawberry, blackcurrant

 

Backed with deep cannabis undertones, no plastic taste

 

Smooth inhale, fruity exhale, clean finish

 

Smells like a summer forest.

Feels like a cosmic slap.

 

 

 

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🌬️ The High

 

Expect a 3-phase arc:

 

1. Lift-Off (Hit 1–2): Calm clarity, gentle euphoria.

 

 

2. Orbit (Hit 3): Body relaxation, cerebral swirl, giggle loops.

 

 

3. Event Horizon (Hit 4+): Time stretch. Thoughts liquify. Profound emotional clarity or sudden urge to put your phone in the freezer.

 

 

 

 

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💡 Best For:

 

Replacing street edibles with something legal, lab-tested, and lethal

 

Nighttime chill-outs that go way beyond Netflix

 

Deep creative sessions, private rituals, or tuning out from a cursed country

 

Supplementing resin or flower for next-level entourage effects

 

 

 

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🧠 Who Should Buy This Pen

 

Cannasseurs who want clean highs without the cartel tax

 

Medical users with high tolerances and low bullshit thresholds

 

Rebels, wreckheads, and reformers alike

 

Anyone who’s ready to stop pretending “strong” is a bad thing

 

 

 

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🚫 Who Should Not

 

First-timers (seriously, try HHC first)

 

People who vape for flavour but fear feelings

 

Bouncers, bus drivers, and boyfriends with early starts

 

The Department of Justice

 

Anyone who thinks “CBD gets me high too” – it doesn’t, mate

 

 

 

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✊ Cartel-Free. Guilt-Free. Just Fucking Fire.

 

Like everything from Comrade Mac, this pen is part of the Hood-Free Dope movement:

 

Legal in Ireland and across the EU

 

No mystery blends, no bootleg carts, no added vitamin E

 

Made for heads who’ve had enough of overpriced mystery bud and backseat deals

 

 

Every sale helps us fund harm reduction, advocacy, and straight-up survival in a hostile industry — where cops chase us harder than the cartels do.

 

 

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🛠️ Specs Recap:

 

💨 2ml ceramic-core tank (600–800 puffs)

 

🧪 99% hemp-derived THCP distillate

 

🫐 Natural mixed berry terpenes

 

🔋 Pre-charged & disposable

 

⚖️ Legal (<0.2% THC) and lab-tested

 

🔥 No fillers, no fluff — just pressure

 

 

 

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🧬 Final Thought from the Lab:

 

> “This isn’t a vape. It’s a fruit-scented death ray aimed at the dopamine receptors.

You only need one or two pulls to get somewhere worth going.

And if you need more than that, maybe take a walk and ask why.”

 

— Comrade Mac, Certified Moonbeam, Creator of the People's Dope

 

 

 

 

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Add to cart. Add to session.

And add yourself to the long list of people who underestimated THCP… once. 🫐🫡