Cali Grape × 28% Hemp-Derived THCa 🔥 Straight Dope 🔥

When we say we have got Cali in, you can trust it hasn't been grown by a human trafficking victim in the UK, no involvement of a snakehead gang at any stage of operations. It's not just the best Cali in the market, it's also the most ethical.

 

Strain Type: Fruity Hybrid | Potency: 28% Hemp-Derived THCa | CBD Base: Premium Organic Outdoor | Legal (<0.2% THC)

> “Summer in a jar — but make it strong enough to knock the flip-flops off you.”

 

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🍇 The Look & Feel

Cali Grape already has a reputation for being one of the most beautiful CBD strains ever grown outdoors — chunky, frosted, and shimmering with trichomes that catch the sun like disco lights at a block party.
Our batch is organically grown, properly cured, and left as nature intended — zero pesticides, no artificial shine, just pure, honest flower.

The colour palette?

Lush green colas threaded with violet streaks.

Golden pistils curling over the buds like little threads of summer wheat.

Crystal coverage so heavy it almost looks snow-dusted.

 

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🍹 The Nose & Taste

This is fruit-forward without being sickly. Cali Grape hits you with a juicy burst of grape soda on the inhale, balanced with:

Sweet berry undertones 🍓

A subtle herbal freshness 🌿

A clean, slightly citrus exhale 🍋

Think picnic in the park vibes — except the “picnic” comes with the sort of head change that makes clouds look more interesting than your phone.

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🔥 Why 28% THCa Makes This Summer Smoke Serious

Don’t be fooled by its fruity charm — this one packs 28% hemp-derived THCa.
That means once heated, you’re effectively smoking a Delta-9 THC-level bud — legal by the letter of the law (<0.2% THC as sold), but a full-power cannabis experience in effect.

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🧠 Effects Profile

🌞 Day-Friendly — perfect for sunny afternoons, BBQs, and music festivals.

🎨 Creative Lift — THCa engages the mind without immediate couch lock.

😌 Body Ease — just enough muscle relaxation to smooth the edges.

🍷 Social Flow — opens you up without making you overthink.

This is the lighter side of potency — still strong enough to matter, but not so heavy that you’re lost to the sofa by 3 pm.

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🌱 The Base Matters

We don’t just dust THCa on anything and call it “premium.” The CBD flower underneath matters:

Grown outdoors under real sun in organic soil.

Nurtured through natural seasonal cycles for full terpene development.

Hand-trimmed and slow-cured for maximum flavour preservation.

Packed fresh to keep that living plant energy intact.

The result? Every puff tastes like it came straight off the field — because it kinda did.

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✊ Part of the Hood-Free Dope Mission

Cali Grape × 28% THCa is proof that:

🍇 Legal cannabis can be beautiful, flavourful, and genuinely enjoyable.

🛡️ You don’t need street weed to get the full summer smoke experience.

💪 Our growers can compete with — and outclass — the Cali market, legally.

This isn’t just a summer strain. It’s a middle finger to bad weed and bad laws.

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⚙️ How to Get the Best From It

Grind gently — don’t crush the trichomes.

Vape at 180–200 °C for max terpene retention and a gradual THCa conversion.

In a joint? Mix with a little clean CBD trim for a smoother burn.

Always store sealed, cool, and away from sunlight to keep the terps fresh.

 

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📦 Quick Specs

THCa Content: 28% (hemp-derived, legal)

CBD Content: ~10%

Type: Hybrid, fruit-forward

Grow Style: Organic outdoor

Flavour Notes: Grape soda, berries, citrus

Effects: Creative, uplifting, social, lightly relaxing

Legality: <0.2% THC, compliant in Ireland & EU

 

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Cali Grape × 28% Hemp-Derived THCa —
For when you want your summer smoke sweet enough to sip but strong enough to make the sunshine feel like a special effect. ☀️🍇🔥

 Exactly like a top shelf dispensary, high strength flower.  We are always improving our stock and our processes.